Why you should never wander off and stray from the lump of tourists on the beach to go for a topless swim on the opposite end of the Isle of Pines no matter how much of a ‘free spirit,’ you are:
You might get called over to a ‘psst-ing’ local who is literally crouched in a tree and whose only English words are ‘Sex?’ Not a joke: Marina said noooo, cursed herself for poor stranger danger actions and ran the entire length of the beach without stopping. Nothing like a potential tree rapist to pump up the cardio and burn off the Christmas pudding from your cruise buffet…
Trying to be sexy and looking like a Dr Zuess who instead circa. 2016
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